Painters Gonna Paint

Eat my wisdom, bitches

It’s about time I let out a rant. I am actually unhappy with the general happenings of everything.

This is the first time I can actually say so.  

I wish reason actually mattered to people nowadays.

Someone please surprise me and be reasonable. 

I am a fool. 

I have finally enabled endless scrolling. Where have you been all of my life? 

Oh and thank you. 

I spend the majority of my day with a puppy and a 3 year old. 
Ava always seems intent on telling me that when she was a little puppy she never used to do all of the bad things Guinness does- “When I was a little puppy I NEVER chewed on my leash OR ate leaves…GROSS”
She was over for an hour today because her imaginary friend Maura called her on her princess cell phone to tell her that Elise was keeping her at work so she couldn’t come over. 
We played hopscotch. 

I spend the majority of my day with a puppy and a 3 year old. 

Ava always seems intent on telling me that when she was a little puppy she never used to do all of the bad things Guinness does- “When I was a little puppy I NEVER chewed on my leash OR ate leaves…GROSS”

She was over for an hour today because her imaginary friend Maura called her on her princess cell phone to tell her that Elise was keeping her at work so she couldn’t come over. 

We played hopscotch. 

Anonymous asked: bleeeehhh heyyyy im your internet stalker, show me your feet or i'll kill your cat!!!

Hmmm, which cat? Gus or Mr. Smee?